Saturday, April 28, 2007

I had a vase thrown at me today. And it wasn't thrown by Akito!

Surprise, surprise!! It really wasn't him. I wasn't kidding!

In my own house today, after making an innocent comment that was really intended to be helpful and gain me lots of compliments about how wise and sensitive I am, Yuki threw a vase at me. I told him he should keep a journal--what's wrong with that? I must say, I am a little bit shocked by his behavior.

Akito, this is most likely your fault. You were always bad with children and Yuki spent entirely too much time with you when he was a child. You shouldn't teach him such naughty habits. Shame on you! ^_^

Ah, well. Once I recovered from the shock I found the incident quite amusing. Think about it...I might have had a lasting scar! ha ha ha ha ha, it cracks me up! Blood on the floor, pain is a flower, no going back... and I can sit and laugh at the simple unpredictable beauty of it all.

On an equally happy note, Tohru kissed me! I think she's falling for this lecherous old man yet. I'm exploding in more than one way. But mostly in my pants.

High school girls, high school girls... la la la la la. I love the world, and the world loves me.

Who knows what surprises tomorrow may hold? Perhaps Yuki will stab me to death in my sleep, watching with satisfaction as the blood slowly ebbs from my dying body...We'll have to wait and see! :)

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